Welcome to Wyoming !

[Hank]

Ich habe nicht schlecht gelacht ...

WELCOME TO WYOMING

Issued by the Wyoming Tourism Bureau to ALL visiting
California and
Northeaster Urbanites

1. Don't order filet mignons or pasta
primavera at Higby's
Cafe, It's a diner. They serve breakfast 24 hours a
day. Let them cook
something they know. If you upset the ladies in the
kitchen they'll kick
your ass.

2 Don't laugh at the names of our little
towns (Dubois,
Chugwater, Meeteese, Uncross, Encampment, etc,) or
we will just HAVE to
kick your ass.

3, Don't order a bottle or a can of soda
here. Up here it's
called POP. Accept it. Doing otherwise can lead to
an ass kicking.

4. We know our heritage. Most of us are
more literate than you.
We are also better educated and generally a lot
nicer. Don't refer to us
as a bunch of hicks or we will kick your ass.

5. We have plenty of business sense. You
have to make a living
up here. Naturally we do sometimes have small lapses
in judgment from
time to time, but we are not dumb enough to let
someone move to our
state in order to run for Senate. If someone tried
to do that, we would
kick their ass.

6. Don't laugh at our jackalopes. Anything
that inspires
tourists to buy 50,000 postcards can't be bad. When
you're in Cody don't
point at the genitalia on the giant Buffalo or we
will kick your ass.

7. We are fully aware of how cold it gets
here in the winter,
so shut the hell up. Just spend your money and get
the hell out of here
or we'll kick your ass.

8. Don't order the vegetarian special at
the local diner.
Everyone will instantly know that you're a tourist.
Eat your steak
well done like God intended and have some potatoes
with that, for
heaven, sake! Also, don't ask what a hot dish is or
we will kick your
ass.

9. Don't try to fake a western accent. We
don't have an
accent. Do NOT mention Laramie, as that will incite
a riot and you will
get your ass kicked.

10. Don't talk about how much better things
are at home because
we know better. We have visited big-city hell holes
like Detroit, New
York, and LA, and we have the scars to prove it. If
you don't like it
here, United Airlines is ready when you are. Move
your ass on home
before it gets kicked.

11. Yes, we know that ice fishing is "not
your thing." We don't
care. If you don't understand the beauty of being
out on a lake when
it's 10 degrees then you should go home and try
fishing in New York
Harbor. Also don't hog the heater in the fish house
or we will kick your
ass.

12. Don't complain that most of Wyoming is
flat and that there
aren't enough trees. If you whine about OUR scenic
beauty we'll kick
your ass all the way back to Cleveland.

13, Don't ridicule our mannerisms. We only
speak when spoken to.
We hold doors open for others. We offer our seats
to old folks because
such things are expected of civilized people. Behave
yourselves around
our sweet, little gray-haired grandmothers or they
will kick some
manners into your ass just like they did ours.

14. So you think we are quaint or losers
because most of us live
on the prairie? That's because we have enough sense
not to live in
filthy, smelly, crime-infested cesspools like New
York or LA. Make fun
of our fresh air and we'll kick your ass.

15. Last, but not least, DO NOT DARE to come
out here and tell us
how the prairie should "go back to the buffalo."
This will get your ass
shot (right after it is kicked). Just mention this
once and you will go
home in a pine box. Minus your ass.

ENJOY YOUR VISIT TO THE EQUALITY STATE.

[BigDADDY]

Aua,


mein Hinterteil...

[atecki]

So kann man die Eigenheiten eines Staats auch rüberbringen ) Mein Hinterteil tut mir allein beim Lesen shcon weh!

[Anoka]

Das war wirklich gut, selten so gelacht.  ;D

LG Anoka

[BigDADDY]

Jep,
fragt sich nur, wie Hank darauf kam.
Erfahrungen am eigenen Körper

[Anoka]

Ich wusste doch, das habe ich schon mal gehoert..

Rules for visiting Minnesota

LG Anoka