you might be a redneck
if....
...You think TACO BELL is
the Mexican Phone Company
...you can burp
and say your name at the same time,
you're shur'nuff a redneck.
...Your father executes the "pull my finger"
trick during Christmas dinner.
...You know yer a redneck when you take
a load to the dump and bring back more than you took
...Your brother-in-law is your uncle
AND your grandfather.
...Last year you hid yer kids'
Easter eggs under cow pies.
...Your child's first words were
"Attention K-Mart shoppers!"